Its marriage season and all my friends are getting married. We all know that marriage is not beans, forget about all that wedding glamour, dancing, food, drinks and glitter. If you are not prepared, the real marriage drama would hit you like electric shock!👀
I have heard a lot of marriage stories from both male and female friends. While some are so hilarious, some scary, some can make you wish you had a handkerchief to wipe a 😩 few tears.
Ladies think they are the only ones who have a few stories to share! Damn, you guys are not ready for this. When I listen to what the married women have to say! It is a lot of endurance, tolerance, submission and sacrificing. Sometimes the stories are so Gothic, I just want to brawl my eyes out.
The beauty of life is that there are always two sides of a coin. While I have the opportunity to listen to women woes, I also have the opportunity to listen to the male perspective. Damn! That version is always hilarious as shit!
Get in here lets listen to a tale of two birds.
It always starts from a gathering! Rounds of Guilder, Heineken, Budweiser 🍺 🍻 passed around. Sincerely speaking whoever starts the women marriage drama, I do not know! However, what I do know is, the stories escalate like wild fire! Everyone has something to say.
Unlike women who complain Endure, Sacrifice and Tolerate, these men are screaming Wise, Powerful, Too much sense, Like money, Emotional, Lack patience, EVIL, EVIL, EVILLLLLLLLLL.
One dude in particular, I would call Mr A, jumped up with alacrity and complained bitterly how even when he borrows money from his wife, he still has to pay that back even with pocket money. He started advising the single men how they think they are in love now and they have seen love from their fiancé right! Wait until you marry her. He shook his head from left to right, complaining, how he almost left his marriage after 6 months because he just did not know whom he married at all. He wanted to RUNNNN.
Mr B is the oldest of all the couples and always advises romance is the key* but he also has some stories to share. He said how one morning, about to leave for work, his wife asked him, what he would like to eat in the evening. He remembered immediately she had complained of food supply finishing and knew it was a trap. Therefore, he answered in a loving manner! How anything she gives him, he would eat, she is in charge, and sneakily left the house. He would always counter any word against marriage with marriage is sweet, after all the ‘’wahala’’ during the day, compensation comes at night.😘🤣😍😂
Mr C is just about to get married, he would look at me and say ‘but Pamela why? My fiancé comes to my house and asks me why I do not ask her to help with domestic chores! He explains before I can even reply that his jaw always drops 360 degrees because he remembers he bridged the topic once and was asked if she was a house cleaner.🙈👀
The stories are always hilarious because what these men are complaining about trust me they are true! However what the women are also complaining about are also true! Can we meet each other halfway please?
To top it all Mr A, who kept screaming EVIL, EVIL, ended with how his wife’s food is sweeter than any food he has ever eaten and no matter how broke, tired, hungry, angry, annoyed or irritated he is, once he sees his wife’s face or smells her food, he feels a certain warmth and JOY!.